Duck for Sale Good Condition Lotsa History, Been race by Agostini and Hailwood Owner retiring forces sale ... 2k or best offer.
Black : "Halo, Halo .., you hap the Ducati selling cheap-cheap? I very the interested"
White : " Oh yea, righty mate. Been wanted to sell it off as I have a garage full of other exotic bikes. I am retiring anyway.., and my hairs' retiring too. Not much comfort to put on a FullFace Helmet, You interested mate?"
Black : "Ya.. Where you now??"
White: " I am walkin' towards you mate"
Black : " Hol don, Hol don .. just a minit, I want 'runding' the pricing with you first. And also want know everythin of the Duck. Condision good? ber-Rim Sport? ber-Tarbo? ber-rodtax? If all also hap and cheap-cheap .. I Buy"
White : "Mate, its standard solid wheels and if you considered that as a sport wheels, ber-Tarbo? .., don't know what the heck is that. but I am sellin' cheap....."
Black : " I dont want cheap..., I want cheap-cheap, so? ber-Tarbo???"
White : "........................????"
Pipe Dude : "Well White, First of all cheap means cheap. If they come with double saying as in 'Cheap-Cheap', that means they want it extremely cheap or for Free."
"Runding means negotiate, but in their case, it means I have no money"
"ber-rimsport means does the bike have sport wheels?"
"ber-tarbo means does the bike have Turbo?"
"ber-rodtax means is the bike road legal or have valid tax?"
" they always asked question startin' with a 'Ber' and end with question mark ...."
"!@$#$$%%$%^^^&&^, ... forget about him White., I'll take the Duck-Off you"