Duck for SaleGood ConditionLotsa History,Been race by Agostini and HailwoodOwner retiring forces sale ...2k or best offer.
Black : "
Halo, Halo .., you hap the Ducati selling cheap-cheap? I very the interested"
White : "
Oh yea, righty mate. Been wanted to sell it off as I have a garage full of other exotic bikes. I am retiring anyway.., and my hairs' retiring too.
Not much comfort to put on a FullFace Helmet,
You interested mate?"
Black : "
Ya.. Where you now??"
White: "
I am walkin' towards you mate"

Black : "
Hol don, Hol don .. just a minit,
I want 'runding' the pricing with you first. And also want know everythin of the Duck. Condision good?
ber-Rim Sport?
ber-Tarbo? ber-rodtax?
If all also hap and cheap-cheap .. I Buy"
White : "
Mate, its standard solid wheels and if you considered that as a sport wheels, ber-Tarbo? .., don't know what the heck is that. but I am sellin' cheap....."

Black : "
I dont want cheap..., I want cheap-cheap, so? ber-Tarbo???"
White : "........................????"

Pipe Dude :
"Well White, First of all
cheap means
cheap.
If they come with double saying as in '
Cheap-Cheap', that means they want it extremely
cheap or for
Free."
"
Runding means
negotiate, but in their case, it means I have
no money"
"
ber-rimsport means does the bike have
sport wheels?"
"
ber-tarbo means does the bike have
Turbo?"
"
ber-rodtax means is the bike
road legal or have
valid tax?"
" they always asked question startin' with a '
Ber' and end with
question mark ...."
"
!@$#$$%%$%^^^&&^, ... forget about him White., I'll take the Duck-Off you"