18 May 2010
Miri City Bike Week - May 2010 - Phone-Dealing
Duck for Sale
Been race by Agostini and Hailwood
Owner retiring forces sale ...
2k or best offer.
Black : "Halo, Halo .., you hap the Ducati selling cheap-cheap? I very the interested"
White : " Oh yea, righty mate. Been wanted to sell it off as I have a garage full of other exotic bikes. I am retiring anyway.., and my hairs' retiring too.
Not much comfort to put on a FullFace Helmet,
You interested mate?"
Black : "Ya.. Where you now??"
White: " I am walkin' towards you mate"
Black : " Hol don, Hol don .. just a minit,
I want 'runding' the pricing with you first.
And also want know everythin of the Duck.
If all also hap and cheap-cheap .. I Buy"
White : "Mate, its standard solid wheels and if you considered that as a sport wheels,
ber-Tarbo? .., don't know what the heck is that.
but I am sellin' cheap....."
Black : " I dont want cheap..., I want cheap-cheap,
White : "........................????"
Pipe Dude :
"Well White, First of all cheap means cheap.
If they come with double saying as in 'Cheap-Cheap', that means they want it extremely cheap or for Free."
"Runding means negotiate, but in their case, it means I have no money"
"ber-rimsport means does the bike have sport wheels?"
"ber-tarbo means does the bike have Turbo?"
"ber-rodtax means is the bike road legal or have valid tax?"
" they always asked question startin' with a 'Ber' and end with question mark ...."
"!@$#$$%%$%^^^&&^, ... forget about him White., I'll take the Duck-Off you"